An engishman on holiday in spain goes into a restaurant and orders grilled sweetmeat and salad. When it arrives the portion of salad is a bit small but the sweetmeat is massive - about the size of an ostrich egg, more than enough to compensate for the small salad, and he is well pleased with the meal.
A few days later he takes 3 friends to the same restaurant and recommends the sweetmeat. When they try to order the water aplogises that they only have two portions, so two order the sweetmeat and salad and two have fish. When the meal arrives the fish portions are ample but the sweetmeats dishes have masses of salad and only one small sweetmeat per dish. He complains to the water who replies "sorry signiour, the matador does not always win"
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500JJW wrote on 06.03.2012 at 14:31:06:


Sorry, could you explain that one for those of us who are a bit challenged?

Ah!  Yes, very good!